Thursday, 26 October 2023

220 points of Irishmen walk into a bog.

I love the Never Mind the Billhooks rules. I have done since they were offered as a freebie during lockdown. When Andy Callan released the Deluxe vesrion I started building extra armies to use. Burgundians naturally, Swiss obviously and because I already had a few Kern and gallowglass I set to building an Irish army. Like all my projects I painted more units than I will ever need, but thats the way I am. 
So when it was my week to stage a game I decided that John and I should fight in Ireland with my Irish.
We opted for 220 points which gives a lot of units but a much more satisfying game for me and John.
The native Irish aren't allowed any artillery in the rules, very, very few fire arm troops, too expensive and only a small number of bill and longbowmen. Oh and the cavalry as they should be are light ones although one is allowed a unit of Lord Deputy spears that are quite good melee troops, apparently. My deputies ward consisted of three units of levy bow [ cheap] and one unit of veteran billmen.

Because each gallowglass unit  has to have a minimum of two kern skirmish units I fielded four units of these annoying little buggers. I added Scottish mercenary axemen and a lot of bonnact, ie. formed kern. I attempted to make the terrain Irish like with three bogs and a lot of hills.
John fielded a typical WOR Lancastrian host, but with no artillery and no mounted heavy cavalry. I was initially glad of this, but during the actual game it didn't matter too much.
One of the mistakes I made was to amalgamate my gallowglass and bonnact into blocks in order to be able to issue orders. I also put my levy archers in long lines, again because of the lack of order chits. Each commander had only two orders to give each move.
I wont bore anyone with what happened in each move, lets just say I lost by the margin of 14 chits to 2. Thats a very sizeable defeat as two chits equals one unit. My Irish are fast, they pack a punch but die very easily if facing an arrow storm. My skirmishers weren't allowed to be effective and my mounted spears were wiped out in one charge where I also lost their commander.
  Was it a good game? Absolutely. Will I field the Irish again? Definitely. So well done again Andy for writing a great set of wargames rules.
I will be at Fiasco this Sunday, so if anyone wants to accost me, you are more than welcome.








 

7 comments:

  1. On the surface, a score of 14-2 looks like a real pasting. Still, superb looking game and you enjoyed yourselves.

    Peering under the surface, it still looks like a real pasting.

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  2. Excellent AAR, a vibrant and colourful looking game. Love all the flags and banners.

    Willz.

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  3. What a great looking game and nice to see a less visited theatre of action getting an outing. Despite the pasting you received, you enjoyed yourself which is all that matters really!

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  4. Nice looking game, some cracking figures on show and nice to see something a bit different. I always think results don't matter too much as long as much fun was had, you have to think like that if you lose heavily!!

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  5. In the best Public School tradition I hope you remembered to thank John for the thrashing. Enjoy Fiasco, a show which is not on my radar anymore.

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  6. Lovely looking toys Robbie…
    Imagine how delighted you will be when you achieve a victory…

    All the best. Aly

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  7. Lovely looking game, if unfortunate result, I have started an Irish army of the period and will no doubt emulate you in having far more than I need eventually although I hope to avoid your results in game terms!
    Best Iain

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